Yo' Bama!

Barack Obama says I should "join with Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama" in advancing his agenda. Why not throw in Joe Stalin and Jack the Ripper while you're at it, Barack! Lets have a look:

• Nancy Pelosi -- Refused to impeach the war criminal Bush and fell all over herself pledging her loyalty to Israeli fascism;
• Joe Biden -- Wants to raise my taxes and take my guns;
• Michelle Obama -- You married her, bro'; you deal with her!

In his victory speech, Barack said he wanted to win my trust. So far, he's not off to a great start.