In keeping with the Administration's themes of Hope(TM), Change(TM), and Historicalness(TM), I nominate Keith Richards for Surgeon General:
- Historic -- the US has never had a British rock guitarist as Surgeon General. Another barrier would fall. Oprah would weep;
- Change -- after decades of relentless nagging about what we put in our bodies, we would have a Surgeon General who would (and has) put put anything and everything in his;
- Hope -- Richards is still alive; he must know something.
Keith Richards for Surgeon General. If not him, who? If not now, when?